Tests!!

Today I had a physical and a drug screening. They both went great. At the physical they tested my hearing, vision, did some blood work, and asked me to touch my toes (which by the way I have a hard time doing). They told me I was heathy enough to answer phone calls. I figured this much. After the physical I came back to town and ate Quiznos. I love Quiznos. I have the bistro steak melt sammie. I came home after lunch and took a nap. When I woke up to go back to town and take my drug screening, I felt soo sick. I had to go anyways. They made me take a breathalyzer and the guy told me that it registered at .10. He was joking. It was clear. Then they brought me to a bathroom and made me do a urine test. The worst part to me was not being able to wash my hands or flush the toilet until they came in the room. They came in and told me that it was positive for everything. Again, he was joking. It was a litle funny I guess. So the only thing I have left to do before I start on Monday is fill out paperwork. They forgot to mention that part when I was offered the job. I am so excited about starting this chapter of our lives!!!!